You Gonna Play or What?

Dear Chicago Bulls,
The game you are playing is called basketball. It involves dribbling, shooting, passing and the occassional quality near fight. You have not engaged in any of the above in the past two games. I mean, I know I want the Pistons to win but, C'MON, at least give me something worth watching.
Maybe you should just forfeit and keep your shoes in your lockers.
Lame.
Go Pistons.
Love always,
Amanda Marie
PS. Ben Wallace must be ashamed for ever leaving the Pistons now. Lets Go Chris Webber!